1. cumsock:

    phukers:

    I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

    i see you’re passing on the family name

    (via kristoffman)

     

  2. turkey-imported-from-maine:

    firelorcl:

    meladoodle:

    i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

    a dentist

    i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

    (via moosemika)

     
  3. queenofthehive:

    haave-you-met-ted:

    thefrogman:

    So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.

    Look at all that happy.

    this is still my favourite thing on the internet

    I still love this

    (Source: 4GIFs, via divergentdemigodwitchtribute)

     
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  5. marisatumbles:

    bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

    youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

    IF YOU ARE IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM REBLOG THIS IT WILL MAKE SENSE LATER JUST DO IT

    image

    eh why not?

    (via divergentdemigodwitchtribute)

     

  6. 180mph:

    OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

    (via moosemika)

     

  7. mrcrockers:

    mrcrockers:

    hue jackman

    image

    i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

    (Source: noverachiever, via moosemika)

     
  8. tomascooper:

    the-girl-who—lived:

    starks-drunkgaytendencies:

    doctorlokiwinchesterholmes:

    Selfies of the Caribbean

    This is so important

    I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

    (Source: daenerysmhysa, via divergentdemigodwitchtribute)

     
  9. arseniccupcakes:

    SO MUCH LADY LOVE

    I LOVE GISELLE YOU GUYS 

    (Source: gamineponine, via kristoffman)

     
  10. Snow White icons- no credit is needed unless you want :)

    (Source: disneytasthic, via kristoffman)